We Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (but Only If it’s Your Pet Hippopotamus)

ATTENTION. THE HELP DESK HAS A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

Photo of a dog on a walk

 

“HENLO, EBRYONE! Is ya grrrl, Molly! Is last day ob finals week! Is last day ob leaf-fall-down time! IS MY HOOMAN, REBECCA’S, BIRDAY! COULD DIS DAY GET ENY BETTRRR?!?”
 
It could NOT, Molly!
Unless we all got cupcakes.
Rebecca. Hey. Where my cupcakes at?
We survived another semester and it’s time to celebrate! Enjoy your time without classes and projects and work (hopefully)! Travel safe if you’re heading out of town; stay warm if you’re sticking around. But most importantly: Happy Heckin’ Holidays, y’all! 🌲❄️☃️